I read an article today about knitted gnomes helping to raise a bunch of gnomes for some blokes in England. We sure are the philanthropists, aren’t we?!
Those gnomes were raising money for some dumb school, but that’s not the point of this blog post. Where are these knitted gnomes hiding and how can we get more of them to join our Travel and Adventure department?
Fragile ceramic gnomes are getting injured every day in the line of duty. Knitted gnomes would be much more suited for the travel industry because of their seemingly unbreakable nature.
I hereby call out to all gnomes made of cloth-like fabric to SHOW YOURSELVES!
Even if you’re a stuffed Santa Claus (i.e. gnome poser), our talented physician specializes in a brand new (never been tried) transformational surgery that will have you looking more gnome-like in no time.
Travel and Adventure Gnome Specialists get an opportunity to see the world in a way that average garden and woodland gnomes only dream of.
Submit your resume via blog post today and put your cloth-like exterior to use for once!
King Jerry of the Gnomes
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