Greetings gnomeites,

Need yet another reason to hate cats? Watch this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWuIGAZ1x2I

It’s a commonly known fact that gnomes and cats don’t get along. But like all commonly known facts, there are exceptions to the rule.

But these exceptions are few and far between. So keep hatred alive.

Love,
Leonardo the Gnome

PS – gnome poop looks nothing like cat poop.