Memorial Day may be a human holiday, but we jump on board those when there’s a miscellaneous day off of work involved. King Jerry made mention that Memorial Day is supposed to be about soldiers fighting in wars and stuff. But try as I might, I haven’t found a soldier or a war all day! All I can seem to find are barbecues, cold beers, and outdoor shenanigans.
We’ve been riding the coattails of human tradition by…
- Cooking out on an ancient wood-burning stove (reminiscent of the human olden days)
- Going bicycling (in hopes of fitting into my bathing suit by noon today), and
- Planting some flowers (to ensure we have something to pee behind later).
Wave a freaking flag or something!
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