Almost a month has passed since that human holiday of Valentines day….are your ears still ringing with love and music?
Yeah, neither are ours. Thank god, that sounds like the path to a serious medical condition. But on a healthier and more reasonable, note, love and music are the topics of today’s edition of the GNOME LITERATURE SERIES!
Gnomes like to hookup just as much, if not more than humans do. Here’s the down & dirty on gnome love….
THE CLIFF’S NOTES
- Gnome courtship is awkward
- Gnomes refuse to pick flowers because it’s the same as murder
- Mushrooms make chocolate better
- Beard kissing is likely to occur
Music isn’t just to lure members of the opposite sex, but it sure does help! This ain’t your average 5th grade band class…
THE CLIFF’S NOTES
- The gnomish instrument of choice is the gnomecordian
- Beards are a useful tool in playing the gnomecordian
- Beard entanglement often occurs after performances
Hmm…we have a few of our own musicians around The Gnome Abode who might beg to differ on this whole gnomecordian concept. I hereby call upon gnome band, Amish Meth Lab, gnome rapper, Lil’ Dimwit, and gnome DJ, Spaghetti Sauce, to supplement this book on more modern forms of gnome music. Thanks guys.
Tootaloo!
The Quick Brown Fox The Gnome