I woke up one morning after a long night of drinking, and found myself laying face down in a ditch. I turned my head over and saw a gnomanatee. He told me to get myself out of this rut, literally, and start a blog. So I hurried to the liquor store, grabbed a bottle of Schnapps, headed back to my gnome abode, got on the internets and started this blog. Yippeee!!!!
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