The Drunk Gnome

Just when you thought your garden was sober…

Who? What? Why???

Gnome Manatee I woke up one morning after a long night of drinking, and found myself laying face down in a ditch. I turned my head over and saw a gnomanatee. He told me to get myself out of this rut, literally, and start a blog. So I hurried to the liquor store, grabbed a bottle of Schnapps, headed back to my gnome abode, got on the internets and started this blog. Yippeee!!!!

Gnomes promote Facebook stalking.

Gnomes also enjoy email: [email protected].

However, gnomes do not enjoy photography theft. Please don’t steal any photos from our blog without asking us first.

10 thoughts on “Who? What? Why???”

Jenny on February 23, 2013 at 11:49 pm said:

I stumbled upon your blog – love it! I thought I would share that I am heading to a this tomorrow. Maybe I will see some of your gnome buddies!
http://www.arboretum.umn.edu/tinytreasures.aspx

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- gnomeplaya on February 25, 2013 at 7:41 am said:
  
  Thanks for sharing with us gnomes…how splendid! Did you enjoy your trip to the arboretum? Any good gnome sighting photos?
  
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Davy on June 5, 2014 at 2:46 pm said:

Hey guys, just surfing and came across your wonderful Gnome blog/site. Couldn’t help but find reference to myself from an article about The BodenGnomes book I wrote last year, or the attempt to break the World Record of Humans dressed as Gnomes in Oz…I was one of the 478 who still hold that record here in the UK as part of a BBC Hereford & Worcester Radio show for Children in Need charity. So I’ve bookmarked you and ‘liked’ on facebook…hope you check out our ‘BodenGnomes’ FB page and Happy Gnoming from The BodenGnome Ranger..Davy T 🙂

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- gnomeplaya on June 5, 2014 at 6:32 pm said:
  
  Dear The BodenGnome Ranger,
  
  Hi!
  
  We just scoped out and liked your BodenGnomes page, but we don’t just like it…we LOVE it! Such a fun-looking crew you have over there! The arboretum looks absolutely delightful, and we have already added it to our travel bucket list. We are so very pleased to meet you and learn more about your gnomish ways. Keep in touch!
  
  An Unidentified Interim Secretary for The Drunk Gnome
  
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YardCrap on September 8, 2014 at 7:14 pm said:

Fun site.
Feel free to join our forum.

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YardCrap on September 8, 2014 at 7:14 pm said:

You are welcome at our forum.

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YardCrap on September 8, 2014 at 7:15 pm said:

you are welcome at our forum

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The Flowered Gnomes on March 13, 2016 at 6:15 pm said:

Love your Gnome Blog! My band is called The Flowered Gnomes and you can check out our songs on reverbnation….www.reverbnation.com/thefloweredgnomes

Gnome Power,
Lisa

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- gnomeplaya on January 31, 2017 at 9:17 am said:
  
  What an amazing band name! Love this!
  
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starmaid on November 2, 2022 at 7:59 am said:

hey do you wanna sit on a mushroom and share a strawberry

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