Let it be known that Wisconsin is full of gnome haters. After countless gnome sighting attempts in various regions, not a single gnome could been found.
Anyone with information to the contrary is encouraged to contact us immediately before we declare war upon your wretched territory and infiltrate your homes and gardens.
I mean, look at the stupid laws in this place! – http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws_wisconsin.htm
P.S. – My photo blog of the super duper fun times in Wisconsin last weekend is coming soon!
Signed,
Maurice The Gnome