So. Not a single gnome from Thailand has gotten back to me in the last 24 hours. I guess it’s safe to assume no gnomes exist over there. A truly sad revelation.

Screw Thailand….I’m going to Canada!

I’ve been invited to tag along on a trip to Seattle, Vancouver, and Squamish for a fun-filled weekend! And I’ve heard rumors of city sightseeing, whitewater rafting, mountain biking, camping, bouldering, and breweries. The breweries sound alright at least.

I’ll be traveling with Gnomeplaya –

And Gnomecow –

And Peso –

And Big Hair The Texan Duck  –

I got my tiny suitcase packed full of grog and underpants for tonight’s departure. This is a totally significant trip for me because up until now, The Abode’s chief travel gnome was Sheldon.

As you may know, Sheldon was paralyzed during his last adventure and is jacked up and out of commission. Therefore, it is MY time to step in and step up to be the best goddamn travel gnome the world has ever seen!

So long, Sheldon….it is a new time and a new age and I have been appointed to carry the torch for the next generation of travel gnomes.

Stay tuned for Canadian updates in the days ahead!

Go Canada Go!
Zookwinkle The Travel Gnome