Well jump start my scooter and call me Susie. The blue collar gnomes that work inside the interweb just sent me an exciting memo.
We drunk gnomes blogged a whopping 400 times! That’s 100 four times over. Also known as 20 twenty times over. That’s as much math as my tiny ceramic brain can handle in one sitting, so I hope you get the picture.
Since we began infiltrating your daily dose of interweb usage in February 2012, we’ve somehow managed to find 400 unique and enthralling things to write about gnomes. Quite an amazing feat if you really stop to think about it for a moment.
That was’t a rhetorical statement. I’m literally telling you to stop to think for a moment.
Are you thinking?
The moment isn’t over.
Think some more.
Okay fine, you can stop now. Sheesh, are you really that hungover? Yeah, me too.
For the sake of celebration, let’s take a look at some of our favorite posts that come to mind:
- Remember travel gnome Sheldon’s very first post about manatees in Florida?
- What about the day when prissy princess Tabitha discovered gnome earrings?
- Or the day our spiritual leader EvanGelical hosted an enlightenment awakening?
- And who can forget about our travels to see the biggest gnomes in the world?
Ahhh…memories. Reminisce with me for a moment.
This is when you’re supposed to sigh deeply in response. Do I have to spell out everything for you!?
Whatever, I’ll let it slide this once. It’s Saturday after all.
So I’ll leave you with a toast in poetic form:
400 posts down
400 to go
Drunk gnomes rule
Pip pip cheerio
Cheers,
Jerry, King of All Gnomekind