The Drunk Gnome

Just when you thought your garden was sober…

The Drunk Gnome

Have a question about gnomes?

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Well, do you?

Then ask a gnome expert! We have a few hanging around The Gnome Abode. They’ve got business cards now too!

No question is too dumb. We’re used to dumb questions!

I’d also like to take this opportunity to congratulate our gnomes on making 200 blog posts on www.thedrunkgnome.com. This is our 200th post!!!

Happy Gnomers’ Day to Everyone!
McCartney The Gnome

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About McCartney

As a world-renown English musician, singer-songwriter and composer, I am listed in the Guinness World Records as the “most successful musician and composer in popular gnome music history”, with 60 gold disks and sales of 100 million singles in the United Kingdom alone.

I am the founder and backbone of Amish Meth Lab. I am the responsible one who schedules band practices and gets books all our gigs. Without me, those other jackoffs would still be playing in my ex-girlfriend’s basement. I have mastered every instrument that a gnome is capable of holding. However, my most recent passion is singing and conducting with a magical wand of pixie dust. A sprinkling of meth dust is emitted from the tip of the magical wand, and suddenly audiences love us!

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