Surely, a field trip to Germany is in order!
“The Garden Gnome Theme Park with more than 2,000 garden gnomes is visited by more than 100,000 people each year.”
Here’s a shot of some of our distant relatives living in the theme park. Looks like the conditions are pretty crowded, don’t you think? Silly Germans never learn.
Look! Gnomes over there are drunk just like us! Chug-a-lug, buddy!
And this is a shot of some German chick, Birgit Leinhas, cleaning one of the gnomes in the park.
EXCUSE ME, BIRGIT! WE CAN CLEAN OURSELVES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Your new field trip coordinator,
Seamus The Gnome