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Chia Pet Gnomes?!

 

Thanks to one of our very best gnome scouts, we are now aware that our brethren are being marketed as chia pets!

Chia pets are American styled terracotta figurines used to sprout chia,where the chia sprouts grow within a couple of weeks to resemble the animal’s fur or hair. Moistened seeds of chia are applied to the grooved terra cotta figurine body.

But gnomes? Chia gnomes? Really!?

The jury is out on our opinion regarding this matter. Please discuss so we can hold a formal debate and decide whether we are wholeheartedly FOR or AGAINST being grown as chia pets.

Looking forward to your honest opinions,
Ramon LeBeef The Gnome

 

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