Just FYI – I got in a bar fight and I’ve been paralyzed. I’m too drugged up to remember anything else after that last sweet tea vodka.
I’m held together by Scotch tape and have serious concerns about the quality of healthcare in Texas.
Miserable and humiliated. Somebody send me fucking flowers.
Sheldon the paralyzed gmome
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