We have received urgent alerts from three new Gnome Scouts about Gnombies (a.k.a. gnome zombies) beginning to infiltrate the gnome world.
Alerts have been posted all over the Interweb!
I feel that none of us are prepared for this attack. I mean look at those things! How could any gnome be prepared for tha…tha….THAT?!? Who can we trust?!
The buzz around The Abode is that all this somehow tied to that whole face eating thing down in Miami, but I’m not so sure…
I’ve been trying to do some online research and my search results are coming up sketchy. There’s some You Tube videos out there, but they all seem pretty human-zombie-specific.
Regardless I have found evidence that the gnombie population is drastically increasing.
Even mommies and babies are being affected!
I write this post as a desperate plea to all the zombie experts out there….both in the gnome world and the human world. We need to stick together! We need to defeat this evil species (even if they are trendy at the moment)! We need to keep our blood and brains inside ourselves!
Sitting by my g-Phone, waiting for your expert advice,
Alfredo The Gnome