Pilgrims, Indians, and gnomes are reenacting the first Thanksgiving for you…even though none of these parties have actually celebrated together in the history of space and time. Because who doesn’t enjoy an inaccurate and somewhat offensive historical reenactment around this time of year?! Cheers!
On behalf of all the drunk gnomes, I’d like to wish you all a Happy Freaking Thanksgiving!
To keep up with the holiday spirit, here are a few things we’re thankful about this year:
- No trolls have conquered our native land, The Gnome Abode
- That lingering pumpkin beer we hid in the back of the closet
- Finger-less gloves
Yep, that about sums it up. Now go eat a bunch of stuff. Okey-dokey toot-a-loo.
Next up – LIVE reporting from the feasting table!
Thank you, and you, and I guess you as well.
Ramon LeBeef the Gnome