It’s Game Night at The Gnome Abode!


Our new favorite game is “Find Your Way Gnome”! It’s a logic puzzle game made for gnomes at least 8 years old. Gnomes under 8 years old are kinda dumb.

We split up into teams and are racing to see who can draw lines from each gnome to its corresponding-color home.

The gnomes on the left are winning because they’ve started playing. The gnomes on the right have been too tipsy and rowdy to focus on the game.

Whipped cream flavored vodka and ginger ale drinks are flowing freely throughout The Abode.

C’mon over and join. Or pick up your own!

Game on! Drink on!
Horace The Gnome

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About Horace

I’m that gnome who always thinks the lawn is greener on the other side. Sure, I’e practically had life handed to me on a silver mushroom, but still I feel that he is missing out on something great that I should be. My destiny is not being fulfilled within the confines of this spirit that I cannot accept as my own. I recently lost 0.04 ounces since I set his New Year resolution. I’m trying to stay motivated to work out and stop being a Fatty MaGoo. Recently I’ve has taken up rock climbing. Stay tuned…

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