APRIL FREAKING FOOLS!

Think you’re gonna get rid of us that easy? Heh. You hooligans got another thing coming.

Happy April 1st from the magnificent highways of Southern Wisconsin!

P.S. – No, I’m not pregnant…no matter what the other jokester gnomes try to tell you.

P.P.S. – The hammocks in that calendar photo look mighty swell. Anyone know where I can pick one up that’s my size?

xoxo,
Phillip the Gnome