APRIL FREAKING FOOLS!
Think you’re gonna get rid of us that easy? Heh. You hooligans got another thing coming.
Happy April 1st from the magnificent highways of Southern Wisconsin!
P.S. – No, I’m not pregnant…no matter what the other jokester gnomes try to tell you.
P.P.S. – The hammocks in that calendar photo look mighty swell. Anyone know where I can pick one up that’s my size?
Phillip the Gnome