Who?: All lady gnomes and all lady humans who are uglier than me. No boys allowed unless they’re stripping.
What?: A Celebration of King Jerry finally proposing to me and making me queen of all gnomekind.
When?: Wednesday, November 14th, 2012
Where?: Vegas, baby. Vegas. We’ll start the party at the Gnomecino Casino and bar hop from there.
Why?:Because you’ve probably never been to a gnome bachelorette party before.
What to wear?: As little as possible. I plan to slut it up for one night and one night only, so you should too.
What to bring?: Gifts for me consisting of jewelry, handbags, spa treatment gift cards, and lots of cash to buy me shots.
No need to RSVP. I have no doubt you’ll all be there. There’s no way you’d have anything more important going on that partying with your future queen.
Xoxo,
Tabitha, Queen Gnome in Training