The Drunk Gnome

Just when you thought your garden was sober…

The Drunk Gnome

Gnomes’ Political Turmoil Results in a Re-staging of St. Bastille Day’s Coup

 

…TELEGRAM TRANSMITTAL BEGIN…

ME THINKS ME HEARS CHATTER ABOUT POLITICAL TURMOIL AMONGST THEM PESKY GNOMES.

MY PRIOR COUP FAILED – IT IS TRUE. I HAVE YET TO OVERTAKE GNOMISH LANDS FOR ME OWN PERSONAL AMUSEMENT.

BUT THOSE WRETCHED CREATURES WERE MORE STABLE BACK THEN. RUMORS OF AN OVERTHROW OF KING JERRY ARE PREVALENT.

THOSE MONKEYS WILL NOT STAND IN MY WAY THIS TIME EITHER.

THE TIME HAS COME FOR A RE-STAGING OF MY COUP.

ST. BASTILLE DAY DOES NOT RUN FOR ELECTIONS.

ST. BASTILLE DAY DOES NOT COMPETE WITH GNOMES.

ST. BASTILLE DAY WILL EAT GNOMES’ FACES OFF IF THEY DO NOT OBEY.

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One thought on “Gnomes’ Political Turmoil Results in a Re-staging of St. Bastille Day’s Coup

  1. THIS POST IS BY AN IMPOSTOR STOP
    THEY ARE TRYING TO BUILD ANIMOSITY TOWARDS ME IN THE GNOME TOILET STOP
    I MEAN THE GNOME ABODE STOP
    I AM NOT PLANNING A COUP RIGHT NOW STOP
    I AM PLANNING A COUP IN DECEMBER STOP
    DISREGARD LAST SENTENCE STOP

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