And now, a brief message from your leader, King Jerry the Gnome:
Lots of new smiling faces join The Gnome Abode from time to time, but only the cream of the crop pass the stringent screening test to write on The Drunk Gnome blog. Allow me to introduce you to Pennifer Pennypincher….take it from here P.
Hey guys! Pennifer here! I’ve traveled all the way from Portland, where I was born at a pottery shop called Mimosa Studios.
These are some of my brothers and sisters…perhaps you’ve met some of them?
Shhh! Some of them aren’t yet fully clothed! Don’t censor me on my first post!
My hometown, Mimosa (fitting for THE DRUNK GNOME, wouldn’t you say??!), is running a traveling gnome promotion right now. If you’re perusing through my city, stop in to adopt one of my brothers or sisters. You’ll get to clothe him/her however you like (kinky, eh?) and even receive an adoption certificate.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Take your new little buddy on wild and crazy adventures, snapping photos along the way, for a chance to win unidentified prizes. My favorite kind!
My new family took me to Lava Beds National Monument in Northern California to kick off my traveling career. As you can see, I’m clutching my cash and my clutch, and I’m ready to rumble.
There’s more than just dried up lava at this place too….THERE’S CAVES!
Some gnomes prefer deep, dark caves to live in, but me? I’m a west coast girl at heart and I like my sunshine.
One particular cave was actually called “Sunshine” because, well, sunshine sneaked down there somehow. Like a miracle!
There was hiking and wearing hard hats and using flashlights and everything down here! My new gnome family rocks!
Don’t worry, I’ll limit my punning posts.
Now that I’ve gotten to you to the edge of your seat, you can scoot back now. I may be made of pottery, but I’m no delicate flower and I see lots more adventures in my new future.
Pennifer Pennypincher the latest and greatest travel gnome
This is so fabulous! Thank you so much for painting Pennifer with us at Mimosa Studios. We look forward to following her travel adventures through your blog.
Pennifer has been quite the hearty traveler so far and we sincerely hope she doesn’t fall prey to any gnome injuries with her love for hiking and caving. Cheers!