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The Drunk Gnome

THIS is how you start a Friday off right

Ahhhh….

Hammock Lovin' Trixie at Happy Holiday RV Park, Rapid City, SD

Hammock Lovin’ Trixie at Happy Holiday RV Park, Rapid City, SD

Happy Friday, gnomes!

Now somebody pass me a goddamn beer. And don’t lecture me about sunburns.

xoxo,
Trixie The Badass Biker Chick Gnome

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About Trixie

trixsnowI’m that badass biker chick gnome you’ve always dreamed of taking home to your backyard garden. I was born to ride and proud as shit.

Mess with me and expect to get a tiny ceramic fist through your skull. If you’re trying to win my heart, leave the flowers in the ground and bring me ice cream and liquor instead.

xoxo,
Trixie

2 thoughts on “THIS is how you start a Friday off right

  1. Hey Trix, is there room for two in that hammock? I’ll be in town later this afternoon, thought I could use some R&R with you.

    Oh yeah, we are monkeys, hooray! I think I’m legally obligated to say that.

    • Heyyy Peso! Long time no see, sweetie. My hammock always has room for two, if you’re the #2. Stop on by this afternoon. I’ll make it worth your while. And no, I’m not legally obligated to anything (wink).

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