It’s National Gnome Poem Day! Did anyone else know that?!

Doubtful, because I just made it up! Why did I make up this awesome holiday, you ask?

Because many gnomes around The Abode have lost their romanticism. Sure, we celebrated Valentine’s Day and all, but what’s supposed to happen when the flowers dies and the chocolates go stale?

Poems happen. And that’s because poems live forever.

And with that, I will read my latest one aloud (via text) to you!

I eat my peas with honey;

I’ve done it all my life.

It makes the peas taste funny,

But it keeps them on the knife!

Keeping the love alive, one masterpiece at a time.

Tootaloo!
The Quick Brown Fox the Gnome