It’s no secret that we gnomes are always up on the latest and greatest trends in gnomish society on and around the interweb. However, newly appointed gnome scout, L.N., took us by surprise us by discovering an amazing site from 3 Eyed Bear!
No, I don’t know why the bear has 3 eyes. Perhaps you should ask the bear himself/herself. I’m sure it’s a great story.
This site has instructions on how to make snorfs! What’s a snorf, you ask? According to the 3 Eyed Bear, “The Snorfs are your friendly little home-gnomes to brighten up any place.”
Accordingly to Urban Dictionary, “snorf” is:
- To speak with an overly noticeable lisp as a result of physical deformation, usually in the lips
- The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.”
- When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.
- To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.
Regardless of whatever the hell they are, everyone at The Abode has tossed aside our shovels, stethoscopes, and frying pans for the day. Work has been cancelled for everyone!
Today has been deemed International Snorf Day and we are all super busy making paper craft snorfs. A couple of our best crafts are displayed here.
Even though most of us are pasty white, we’re excited to for an array of diverse gnomes to join our clan. No chicks though. WTF? How about a paper lady snorf or two, 3 Eyed Bear!?
Check it out! We’re building an army!
Continuing on with craft day!
Alfredo the Craftin’ Fool of a Gnome