FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE [December 11, 2012]
Gnome Band, Amish Meth Lab, Opens for The Smashing Pumpkins!
The All State Arena is proud to present nationally known gnome band, Amish Meth Lab, in concert TODAY at 11:39pm. Tickets are $984.01 and available by sending a wire transfer to a nameless Swiss Bank, who will upload payment to us via blog post.
Oh yeah, and some band called The Smashing Pumpkins is supposed to show up too.
There’s all kinds of hype about this last minute show. Rumors are flying that there will even be hippos in attendance. So what’s the buzz all about?
“Its music from the heart that hits you right between the eyes.” – Diablo de Mantequilla, The duck-riding gnome
”It’s hard to imagine another artist on the heavy rock/reggae/folk scene who combines the same concise, deceptively understated, lyrical insight and sometimes devastating wit with such world-class instrumental prowess.” – Isabelle, The Cabbage Patch
”It’s not just a wealth of musical styles or their smooth and expressive sounds that have made them such fine artists. Their songs, which range from thoughtful to silly to poetic, show that they knows their way around the gnomish language and gnomish culture just as well as they know they way around a bottle of gin.” – Not Timmy, The Monkey
See ya at the show!
McCartney of AML