Dear Amish Meth Lab,

I think you’re totally hot. All of you….the controlling one, the rebellious one, the spiritual one, and the lazy one…all of you! And as a new band, I’m sure you need groupies, right? RIGHT?!

Well, my name is Roxy and I would like to be the first to submit my application to be your first groupie. Whatever your hazing process is, I’m sure I’ve had worse and can rock it.

My previous groupie experience includes stalking other gnome bands including but not limited to Backyard to the Backdoor, The Bearded Boners, and Pointy Hat to the Max.

Here’s some pictures of my tits in case you are on the fence about accepting my application 😉

Please PLEASE contact me if you need any further information. Otherwise, I’ll be waiting backstage for you at your April 1st concert in San Fran! Can’t wait!

xoxo,

Roxy The Busty Groupie Gnome