TONIGHT! Don’t miss the backstage pass opportunity at Amish Meth’s Lab debut performance!

Hey Fans!!!

Lennon, Harrison, Starr and I are totally pumped for our show tonight and can’t wait to see your hot asses in the crowd at the Cow Palace!

As our most loyal followers, we’re offering four additional backstage passes to let some lucky fans get to know us up close and personal. Send me a telepathic message for your chance to win!

Harrison is already slurring his speech and swinging around a bottle of brandy. Starr is doing upside down naked yoga poses in the changing room. Lennon and I have been bickering all day about the set list, but eventually I’m sure he’ll realize that I’m right.

Make sure and stop by to chat with our band promoters and pick up some fan gear at our merch table on the way in!

Bright lights, sales figures, and rock & roll,

McCartney The Rocker Gnome


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About McCartney

As a world-renown English musician, singer-songwriter and composer, I am listed in the Guinness World Records as the “most successful musician and composer in popular gnome music history”, with 60 gold disks and sales of 100 million singles in the United Kingdom alone.

I am the founder and backbone of Amish Meth Lab. I am the responsible one who schedules band practices and gets books all our gigs. Without me, those other jackoffs would still be playing in my ex-girlfriend’s basement. I have mastered every instrument that a gnome is capable of holding. However, my most recent passion is singing and conducting with a magical wand of pixie dust. A sprinkling of meth dust is emitted from the tip of the magical wand, and suddenly audiences love us!

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