Lennon, Harrison, Starr and I are totally pumped for our show tonight and can’t wait to see your hot asses in the crowd at the Cow Palace!
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Harrison is already slurring his speech and swinging around a bottle of brandy. Starr is doing upside down naked yoga poses in the changing room. Lennon and I have been bickering all day about the set list, but eventually I’m sure he’ll realize that I’m right.
Bright lights, sales figures, and rock & roll,
McCartney The Rocker Gnome