Despite the lack of racial diversity in modern gnome society, Chinese medicine has prevailed as the primary practice for curing gnomish illinesses of all kinds.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Alvin Chu, MD LAC DIPL OM. The Gnome Abode Health Advisory Board hired me today to serve as the general practitioner for The Gnome Abode. I suggest that you peruse the list of services that I offer and schedule a consultation immediately. You’re probably sick and a mere one day closer to an untimely demise.
- Traditional Chinese Gnome Herbal Medicine Treatment: 22 mushrooms
- Traditional Chinese Gnome Garlic and Horned Melon Treatment: 98 mushrooms
- Traditional Chinese Gnome Accupuncture: 49 mushrooms
- Traditional Chinese Gnome Wound Care: 13 mushrooms
Dr. A. Chu
***Office Location: 17 S. Get Well Boulevard, The Gnome Abode, U.S.A***
***Office Hours: Monday-Sunday 4:00am to 1:00am***