A Gnomish Public Service Announcement: Mental Health

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When your life turns to shit…get more gnomes. Gnomes make everything better. We promise.

*This public service announcement is brought to you by the Greater Gnome Health and Wellness Advisory Board. A special shout-out goes to Target….who sells this little bugga for $44.99 (although we like to think that all gnomes are priceless).

My receptionist rescued this one and all his lamp-like glory while picking me up my bath products and oatmeal on her lunch break.

Gnomes = mental health
Mental health = gnomes

Healthily Yours,
Dr. A. Chu, MD, The Gnome

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About Doctor A. Chu MD

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Alvin Chu, MD LAC DIPL OM. The Gnome Abode Health Advisory Board hired me today to serve as the general practitioner for The Gnome Abode.

I suggest that you peruse the list of services that I offer and schedule a consultation immediately. You’re probably sick and a mere one day closer to an untimely demise.

***Office Location: 17 S. Get Well Boulevard, The Gnome Abode, U.S.A***

***Office Hours: Monday-Sunday 4:00am to 1:00am***

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