Perfectly healthy gnomes in the “$10 and under” clearance section? Really Walmart, really? Just because it’s not springtime? We hold value during all seasons of the year, you idiots.
We’d like to hang a price tag above some of your employees’ heads and see how they like it. Hell, I’ll even prop one above you CEO.
I went there.
Hate times infinity,
Cowabunga the Gnome