A German artist recently made 500 “gnomes” in the likeness of Karl Marx in honor of the Communist leader’s 195th birthday.
The gnome community divided as to our views on Communism, but political views aside, I must declare….these statutes are NOT gnomes!
These gnomes need hats! C’mon Communists….get it right!
I realize they’re already red, but that doesn’t excuse them from the red pointy hat tradition.
Maybe I can quickly make and ship 500 hats to Germany to cover the statute’s cold, bare heads. Does anyone else have some spare time this weekend and some extra red felt lying around the house?
PLEASE?
Tabitha the Gnome
I have a big secret about you. Communist activities. 50s. Shady. Meet me behind the dairy queen after 6pm tomorrow and we can discuss payment to keep me quiet. Otherwise I tell the whole world.
I can only be bribed with the Blizzard of the Month. Mini size, please. Promise to buy me a Blizzard and I’ll bring the cash. Wait, what’s the secret?