Gnomes & Communism

A German artist recently made 500 “gnomes” in the likeness of Karl Marx in honor of the Communist leader’s 195th birthday.

The gnome community divided as to our views on Communism, but political views aside, I must declare….these statutes are NOT gnomes!


These gnomes need hats! C’mon Communists….get it right!

I realize they’re already red, but that doesn’t excuse them from the red pointy hat tradition.



Maybe I can quickly make and ship 500 hats to Germany to cover the statute’s cold, bare heads. Does anyone else have some spare time this weekend and some extra red felt lying around the house?

Tabitha the Gnome

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About Tabitha

I was presented with an opportunity, I seized it, and here I am in this so called “Gnome Abode”. Last weekend, I hesitantly vacated my extravagant mansion with an ocean view in California with one mission: To manipulate the King of the Gnomes into making me his wife so I can┬árule the gnome world and beyond.

I’ve heard rumors that he’s a pushover. I’ve also heard that the only other female gnome here is a total ┬áskank.

Allow me to introduce myself…I am Tabitha and you will soon be worshiping me as your Queen as I rise in the ranks of high gnome society.

2 thoughts on “Gnomes & Communism

  1. I have a big secret about you. Communist activities. 50s. Shady. Meet me behind the dairy queen after 6pm tomorrow and we can discuss payment to keep me quiet. Otherwise I tell the whole world.

    • I can only be bribed with the Blizzard of the Month. Mini size, please. Promise to buy me a Blizzard and I’ll bring the cash. Wait, what’s the secret?

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