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Halloween Gnome Sightings

Humans have been decorating their yards with Halloween decorations lately, but that doesn’t mean there’s no room for gnomes.

Check out these yards we’ve scoped out in the neighborhood!

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See? Gnomes NEXT TO Halloween decorations. Clearly, this is the best and brightest way to creepify your yard.

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So as you’re displaying your finest bloody bones and graveyard horrors, please leave us be. We love Halloween and we want to be part of your demonic decor. Some people think we’re creepy anyway, and at this time of year we accept it.

Muchas gracias!
Lurleen Lumpkin sitting on a pumpkin, the gnome

 

 

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