I found some — oh wait, that was supposed to be ‘Dear Diary’ — anyway, I just found some holes in my wall today. I climbed over my bearded boyfriend, wait, no, scratch that. I crawled over my bearded man-atee (haha, get it??), and went to investigate what I thought were bugs on my precious, beautiful wall. But those ‘bugs’ just turned out to be uninteresting, and untitilating holes. Whoops, I spelled un-titillating wrong… Tits!!
I miss my friend double-D McGee, sister of Tits McGee. I rode her, hard, in Florida the other day. Tits is jealous, but she will get over it.