The Drunk Gnome

Just when you thought your garden was sober…

The Drunk Gnome

I’m Baaaaaaaack From the Desert!!!!!!!!

 

Hola gnome neighbors!

As of about 2am this morning, I have arrived back to The Gnome Abode from my journey to Death Valley. There was a brief stint in Vegas, but I’m undecided as to whether those travel details will be released.

As you may have guessed from the lack of blog posts, there was zero phone or interweb reception out there in the desert, so I have lots to tell you all!

However, for now I must sleep off this pesky hangover and organize my amazing photograph collection from the trip.

In the meantime, I’ll just say that the “hottest and driest place in North America” was cold and rainy during my stay there. WTF?!

Until I’m more coherent….
Pablo The Desert Gnome

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About Pablo

Just because I mutter incomprehensible and disjointed random shit under my breath from time to time, the other gnomes are trying to get me institutionalized. I ride a bunny rabbit around the yard because I’ve decided that feet are unnecessary. Bunny rabbits make better friends than gnomes anyway and they’re way softer. Ooo! Sparkles!

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