Later, bitches! I’m Goin’ to Death Valley!

Move over, Zookwinkle. Step aside, Sheldon. There’s still fairness in The Gnome Abode!

I, Pablo The Gnome (along with my trusty Runny Babbit), have been selected by random lottery to join Gnomeplaya and Gnomecow on a magical journey to Death Valley!

We depart this evening and rumor has it that our flight is delayed. I’ve never been on a plane before. So I can only assume that “delayed” means that everything is working A-OK!

We’re flying into Vegas….for one night and one night only. I was relieved to learn that Happy Go Lucky The Monkey is coming along on this trip as well. You see, Happy was born in Vegas….he was “won” by Gnomeplaya at a carnival game involving tossing balls into buckets at Circus Circus. So he should be able to show me a good time this evening.

Then tomorrow, we’re off to the desert for loads of backpacking, hiking, camping, and dehydration! I have no idea what to expect, but since I’ve never had the honor of being a “travel gnome” before, I’m stoked! Runny Babbit is too!