I’ve got my cowboy hat ready and am ready to invade Texas today!
I’ve never been to Texas before, but I have the great pleasure of accompanying two lovely ladies to the deep south for a long weekend of Yee Haw’s and Giddy Up’s.
What do I expect during my Texas trip? Hmmmm….perhaps some longhorn cattle? 
A bunch of Republicans?
Definitely a whole bunch of guns!
I’m hoping to come back with a southern accent and a tanned raw hide. Surely that’ll make Yankee lady gnomes will definitely swoon and god knows it’s, well, been awhile.
Yippie ki-yay,
Sheldon The Ultimate Traveling Gnome