TEXAS BEWARE: Sheldon is invading with cattle, guns and Republicans.

I’ve got my cowboy hat ready and am ready to invade Texas today!

I’ve never been to Texas before, but I have the great pleasure of accompanying two lovely ladies to the deep south for a long weekend of Yee Haw’s and Giddy Up’s.

What do I expect during my Texas trip? Hmmmm….perhaps some longhorn cattle?

A bunch of Republicans?

Definitely a whole bunch of guns!

I’m hoping to come back with a southern accent and a tanned raw hide. Surely that’ll make Yankee lady gnomes will definitely swoon and god knows it’s, well, been awhile.

Yippie ki-yay,

Sheldon The Ultimate Traveling Gnome

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About Sheldon

I am by far the most adventurous gnome of the bunch. Look at my adventure satchel and gaze into the distance, for godssake!

You may recall reading about my recent tropical excursion with manatees in the Homosassa River. I’m the lead travel/adventure bloggers and am looking forward to revealing all the gnomish details about upcoming trips to California, Utah, and Las Vegas. I has been a driving motivation for Master/Goddess of All Gnomekind, to enroll in a travel writing program at Matador U to join me in documenting all of our gnomish travels around the world.

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