Hiiiiii!!! We are monkey and monkeys are we, hooray!!!
We heard about all the adventures gnomes have, so we went on our own adventure today, hooray! Fatty, Nappy, Crazy, Manatee and Friends and I (Lucky) went to go find some monkey cookies that we heard were stashed in the cupboards, hooray!
It was a long and arduous journey. We left on the journey from our comfy couch at 10am. We had to cross a vast field full of obstacles to get to the kitchen. First we traversed a monkey computer, hooray!
Then we came across a colorful, evil-looking skull. Crazy was the only one crazy enough to cross it. But he found the skull to be good natured, so the rest of us passed without harm, hooray!
After that we encountered an abominable blue monkey lurking behind a monkey totem pole. Nappy used his diplomatic skills to negotiate a passage. Turns out the abominable monkey, whom we found out is named How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck, was more afraid of us than we were of him. But Nappy did a great job making friends, just as he did negotiating the Great Gnome Abode Coup 2012, and we were on our way to the kitchen, hooray!
The final obstacle was getting to the cupboard. Fatty, Nappy and I built a monkey totem pole, while Manatee and Friends supervised. Crazy climbed over us to the delicious monkey cookies, hooray!
We came back with the spoils and have a great feast! Everyone had one cookie each, but Fatty ate three, and Binky (aka Mini Fatty) had two, hooray!
And then Crazy went off on his own to set off some fireworks. We were scared and didn’t take a picture, but it looked something like this.
Now we are tired from our journey. And typing. So we’re going to go nap with Nappy, hooray!