G’day, gnome and human readership base!
One of our most loyal gnome scouts sent us a cartoon about a gnome today. It’s pretty self-explanatory because well, it’s a cartoon. But it does exemplify how and why gnomes love and respect all creatures… except cats.
Who the hell does that cat think he IS?!
How come he didn’t mosey his fat cat caboose over and catch the bird HIMSELF?
That net was part of the gnome’s outfit and he TOTALLY ruined it!
I’m GLAD that little birdie got away because he didn’t deserve it!
I hope your absence in the last frame indicates that he is gone for GOOD because I never want to see his nasty, slobbering face ever again!
It’s just a cartoon, it’s not for real. It’s just a cartoon, it’s not for real. It’s just a cartoon, it’s not for real….
Sticking up for fellow gnomes in America and around the world,
Lennon the Gnome