A Cartoon About a Gnome


G’day, gnome and human readership base!

One of our most loyal gnome scouts sent us a cartoon about a gnome today. It’s pretty self-explanatory because well, it’s a cartoon. But it does exemplify how and why¬†gnomes love and respect all creatures… except cats.


Who the hell does that cat think he IS?!

How come he didn’t mosey his fat cat caboose over and catch the bird HIMSELF?

That net was part of the gnome’s outfit and he TOTALLY ruined it!

I’m GLAD that little birdie got away because he didn’t deserve it!

I hope your absence in the last frame indicates that he is gone for GOOD because I never want to see his nasty, slobbering face ever again!

It’s just a cartoon, it’s not for real. It’s just a cartoon, it’s not for real. It’s just a cartoon, it’s not for real….

Sticking up for fellow gnomes in America and around the world,
Lennon the Gnome

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About Lennon

Make soil, not dirt. Make flowers, not weeds. Make weed, not ditch weed.

My fans always ask me how I put up with that arrogant bastard, McCartney. My answer to them is that every day is an gift to be experienced and to learn from. The more uptight he gets, the defiant I get. The more bossy he gets, the more rebellious I get. He and I have a dynamic that I’m only beginning to understand. I need to go meditate on that for a few hours.

Oh yeah and there’s the other guys too. They’re cool.

I love playing the trumpet because I feel that using my lips so much every day will make me the greatest kisser of all time. Gnomes never thought that trumpets could play reggae, but I have shown them they’re wrong.

I love you all and hope all you fans come to our first show on April 1st! I am not opposed to signing bras, boobs, and any other lady parts that might be flashed at me.

Harmony of the whales,

Lennon The Gnome

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