Correctly guess what my artistic masterpieces is, and you could be the lucky recipient of my next artistic masterpiece!
I’m an aspiring artist, but some gnomes say my work is pretty crappy. I tell them, if you want to see really crappy art you should check out Free Crappy Portraits because my stuff is WAY better than than anything in there.
But those gnomes don’t listen. Therefore, I’ve created a new contest! The first human or gnome to correctly guess what this mixed medium creation really is, WIN!
What do you win, you ask? My next work of art will be inspired by you, created in your true likeness, and sent to you as a gift! What could be better than that? Narcissist.
Without further ado, what is this?
D. Hot chick
Best of luck to you all!
Smooches and slobbers,
Horace The Gnome