My dearly beloved gnomes,
Whether you’re spending today making out with your honey buns or making out with a box of bon bons alone on the couch, just remember that we have all kinds of creepy, weird gnome love for you. Even if no one else does.
Even if you tie our hands behind our backs…..or if you set us atop mushrooms…
…or even if you’ve fallen in love with a non-gnome…
We still love you.
Mushy gushy kisses and groping,
Roxy The Slutty Gnome
PS – don’t text me ’til after 9…I have a hot date. Hookup details to be dished in my next post 🙂