Gnome Leads Anti-Litter Effort on Staten Island

 

statenAccording to the Staten Island Advance, a gnome is leading the charge against litterers in New York. You go, gnome!

“We want to be known as the borough of parks, not the borough of litter,” Deputy Borough President Ed Burke said, against a backdrop of empty beer cans and dumped tires.

earthdayMy fellow environmental activist gnome, who goes by Garbage Gary, is set to make an announcement in the near future. So clean up yo’ shit, Staten Island or you’ll have a whole heap of pissed off gnomes banging down your garbage-filled houses.

Happy Earth Day, everyone!

Peace,
Ramon LeBeef the Gnome

Photo credit: Ryan Lavis

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