Gnome Leads Anti-Litter Effort on Staten Island

 

statenAccording to the Staten Island Advance, a gnome is leading the charge against litterers in New York. You go, gnome!

“We want to be known as the borough of parks, not the borough of litter,”¬†Deputy Borough President Ed Burke said, against a backdrop of empty beer cans and dumped tires.

earthdayMy fellow environmental activist gnome, who goes by Garbage Gary,¬†is set to make an announcement in the near future. So clean up yo’ shit, Staten Island or you’ll have a whole heap of pissed off gnomes banging down your garbage-filled houses.

Happy Earth Day, everyone!

Peace,
Ramon LeBeef the Gnome

Photo credit: Ryan Lavis