PUBLIC GNOME ANNOUCEMENT
Due to miserably frigid temperatures in and around The Gnome Abode, all the pipes in our community have frozen.
This should come as no surprise to you. Look around.
See those pipes snapped into pieces all over the ground? Notice how your water faucet doesn’t put out any water? That’s what I thought. And that’s what is going on.
Now everybody chill out. Okay, perhaps that was an inappropriate pun. It’s not easy always being the bearer of bad news.
Our Gnomish Fire Department (GFD) is on the job and working as quickly as their frozen ceramic hands possibly can. They’ve got light bulbs, hoses, snails, and a few buckets of water shipped in from the southern hemisphere. They’ve never dealt with a situation quite like this, but I’m sure they’ll do A-Okay.
We will provide you with updates about water usage as they become available.
Until then…drink beer and use perfume.
Jerry The Gnome