As our dear Alfredo explained to you yesterday, Easter is a very tragic time in the gnome community. I would like to dedicate this post to one of our beloved brothers, Chaka Kahn, who risked his life standing guard by the door to keep those all evil bunny rabbits and scavenger children away.

But he was only one gnome. And one gnome can only do so much.

I would like to dedicate this poem to our dearly departed brother, Chaka Khan, as well as the others who suffered a similar fate yesterday.

Rest in Peace

Our fallen gnome soldier
There’s so many things

That we never told ya

You were brave and selfless

The very best gnome guard

The world feared your mushroom

And respected you in the yard

I saw the bunnies charging

I heard the children’s screams

I saw your life flash before my eyes

Like one of my bad dreams

But it was too late

You shattered apart

And I’ll always miss

Your piece of my heart

Pourin’ one out for my gnomies,

Yankee Doodle