The Drunk Gnome

Just when you thought your garden was sober…

The Drunk Gnome

She blew the surprise. But it’s true. So whatever.

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I told her to hold off telling anyone, but there she goes with her big mouth. Women.

So screw a formal public announcement. Tabitha and I are getting hitched.

Yep.

Your Commander in Chief,
Jerry The Gnome

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About Jerry

I am the king of all of the gnomes. You can bow down to me now. No, seriously I mean it. BOW!

I earned the title of Gnome King because I was the very first gnome that our glorious Master/Goddess picked up one hazy day at dollar store in DeKalb, Illinois. I carry a hoe because I’m just THAT pimp. As you can see, I love to smoke various substances and get tangled up in things.

I have everything to say about everything and I’m sure that I have made your life worth living again. You’re welcome.

 

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