Everything’s bigger in Texas…..especially the drinks!
San Antonio was pretty fun….some amazing photos of me are forthcoming! Patience my darlings! Just got to Austin and preparing for tomorrow’s adventures.
I found this Kindle Fire in the hotel lobby and “borrowed” it before hitting the hot tub. There’s a show about ghost hunting on the Travel Channel and half a bottle of chocolate cake vodka on nightstand so all is honkey dorey.
I had a minor mishap that landed me in the ER earlier today but I’m still totally emotional and would rather not discuss the ordeal at the moment so don’t push me motha#&-%*!
Shoutout to my gnomies at The Abode!
What’s up with these monkeys who keep posting on our blog? Sure they’re nice and all but don’t monkeys have their own blog? Ive never even seen the monkeys drunk. I don’t trust anyone who isn’t drunk.
Sheldon the Temporary Texan