Drunken Texas Update

Everything’s bigger in Texas…..especially the drinks!

San Antonio was pretty fun….some amazing photos of me are forthcoming! Patience my darlings! Just got to Austin and preparing for tomorrow’s adventures.

I found this Kindle Fire in the hotel lobby and “borrowed” it before hitting the hot tub. There’s a show about ghost hunting on the Travel Channel and half a bottle of chocolate cake vodka on nightstand so all is honkey dorey.

I had a minor mishap that landed me in the ER earlier today but I’m still totally emotional and would rather not discuss the ordeal at the moment so don’t push me motha#&-%*!

Shoutout to my gnomies at The Abode!

What’s up with these monkeys who keep posting on our blog? Sure they’re nice and all but don’t monkeys have their own blog? Ive never even seen the monkeys drunk. I don’t trust anyone who isn’t drunk.

Sheldon the Temporary Texan

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About Sheldon

I am by far the most adventurous gnome of the bunch. Look at my adventure satchel and gaze into the distance, for godssake!

You may recall reading about my recent tropical excursion with manatees in the Homosassa River. I’m the lead travel/adventure bloggers and am looking forward to revealing all the gnomish details about upcoming trips to California, Utah, and Las Vegas. I has been a driving motivation for Master/Goddess of All Gnomekind, to enroll in a travel writing program at Matador U to join me in documenting all of our gnomish travels around the world.

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  1. Hellooooo, we are monkeys, hooray!! Of course we drink Mr. Sheldon! Fatty had a virgin piƱa colada the other day. And I had a virgin banana daiquiri! We are still learning how to use the monkeynet, so it’ll take us time to find our own blog. What’s a “blog” anyway? Is that a banana log? Happy Crazy keeps a banana log. He ate three yesterday, hooray!

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