Well, do you?

Then ask a gnome expert! We have a few hanging around The Gnome Abode. They’ve got business cards now too!

No question is too dumb. We’re used to dumb questions!

I’d also like to take this opportunity to congratulate our gnomes on making 200 blog posts on www.thedrunkgnome.com. This is our 200th post!!!

Happy Gnomers’ Day to Everyone!
McCartney The Gnome